Restlessairpaddling Syndrome


the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. usually occurs during off-season.
for dragonboating
(raps)
my raps episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

friend- “john wtf are you doing?”
me-“dont worry about it”,

friend-“john are you f-cken doing that rowing sh-t”
me-“i have “restlessairpaddling syndrome” ok!!!

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