Restroom Soccer


1) the art of using one’s feet only when inside a public restroom.

2) to avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one’s shoe under a stall door to open it.

3) the world cup of cr-p.
he was very skilled at his restroom soccer, an accomplished pelé on his home field of brazil, but not on a field and not in brazil. in an exxon mobil sh-tter.

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