retard in a leotard
when a group of people get a mentally r-t-rded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amus-m-nt of those watching.
-“man peto, this party sucks!”
-“yeah peto, let’s get a m-th-f-ckin r-t-rd up in a leotard and have some fun.”
-“louis, i cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest r-t-rd ever to don the leotard.”
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