Retarded Claw of doom
a gesture made only by a r-t-rd from nz who could not w-nk properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the p-n-s could not be grabbed by any possible means.
guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
guy2: i got a hole in my brain. stop it!
guy1: you r-t-rd.
guy2: its a gift from mommy and daddy called r-t-rded claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
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