retarded kitten porn
refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka p-rno
dude this chick was acting dumb as f-ck so i treated her as such…i took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded sh-t so i slapped that sh-t around and hit it hard as f-ck…she purred like a kitten… i hit record and bam….r-t-rded kitten p-rn!
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