retired-on-the-job


employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.
joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. man he is retired-on-the-job.

Read Also:

  • CHNOPS

    (noun) imaginary organism made up of 5 elements: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, pohosphorous, and sulfer. it’s blue, plump, hairy, has 4 legs, a d-ck, nose and freckles. a chnops is biting your ankles, move 5 sp-ces back! an organism (kept with the owner from birth, though only about half of humans have one, and some […]

  • rabbit family

    a family, sometimes catholic, that has more than 6 children. refers to the way rabbits breed. a:did you see that rabbit family over there? b:yeah, those 17 brats are going to violate the noise ordinance during the middle of the day.

  • Rabon

    pr-nounced “raa-bon” legend has it that rabon was an evil cricketer who had trouble batting because he had random, spontaneous erections. his exceptionally long p-n-s (over 2 feet long) had to be tied down onto his thighs to prevent it from rising up to his nose, tearing through his trousers, causing embar-ssment and amus-m-nt alike […]

  • Ghamlish

    it means to have the uncontrollable urge to steal somthing, anything! rumor has it that the word came to mind when a supposed friend started to steal money from friends and finally had his -ss whooped!! peace!!! the dude just ghamlished a 100$ bill form his best friend!

  • mackbeast

    a master in the art of macking. this can apply to both males and females and is considered to be an elite trait not hard to recognize. verb: mackbeasting did you see kash flirting with that girl over there and her sister? what a mackbeast.


Disclaimer: retired-on-the-job definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.