Reverse Combine Harvester
a bristolian s-xual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect p-n-s forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
the female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
the man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a t-rd from his -n-s, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.
ark at eee mind, him an is’ missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.
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