Rey Mysterio

not only is he the coolest guy ever to live, but also he is the creator of the hit wrestling move, 619. he was known to be the greatest cruiser wieght champion of all time. know it or not, rey is like a high leaping forg, mess with him he will f-ck you up!
who’s that jumping out the sky r-e-y
mysterio…..here we go.
when the mask’s out the girls they p-ss out.
the boys just black out better tap out!
go…..off the top rope so look out below.
and the next thing you know you be on the floor.
what you gonna do when your on ya back.
from a mean body slam ah d-mn ya wack!
you like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin’ on my neck
where’s the ref?
straight from the wwe.
know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
flippin’ and spinnin’ and doing it fast.
you can’t remove the mask
why?…..coz he’s kickin’ your -ss!
rey mysterio is so cool. he is magic and he can fly. he is the greatest wrestler to ever live. if you f-ck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, fu, pedigree, sweet chin music, samoan spike, batista bomb, swanton bomb, twist of fate, spear, rko (even though it sucks), five star frog splash, dominator, chokeslam, vertebreaker, canadian destroyer, angle slam, ankle lock, figure four, five knuckle shuffle, stfu, stinger splash, scorpion deathdrop, walls of jericho, crippler crossface, stone cold stunner, rock bottom, hogan legdrop, con-chair-to, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root c-n-l without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an ak47. you know it’s coming chavo. he wont forget umaga either. and by the way, umaga’s real name is eward fatu. look it up on wikipedia.
rey mysterio is so cool. if you f-ck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, fu, pedigree, sweet chin music, samoan spike, batista bomb, swanton bomb, twist of fate, spear, rko (even though it sucks), five star frog splash, dominator, chokeslam, vertebreaker, canadian destroyer, angle slam, ankle lock, figure four, five knuckle shuffle, stfu, stinger splash, scorpion deathdrop, walls of jericho, crippler crossface, stone cold stunner, rock bottom, hogan legdrop, con-chair-to, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root c-n-l without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an ak47. you know it’s coming chavo. he wont forget umaga either. and by the way, umaga’s real name is eward fatu. look it up on wikipedia.
a mexican wwe wrestler who is overrated as f-ck. he once became world heavyweight champion even though he is actually a cruiserweight wrestler. his moves are horrendously fake, especially the infamous 619 which in real life can’t do sh-t. wwe pushes him a lot since he is a selling merchandise for kids. rey is one of the reasons why wwe will always suck
omg rey mysterio is on tv, thats so keeewwl!!!

look how that 619 ko-ed the big show!!! wow rey rules!!!
one of the most ovverated wrestler in the actual wwe. like john cena he is just favorited by some random r-t-rds so the wwe makes him sometimes a champ.
also like john cena he is a limited wrestler. he just got his 4-5 moves, like hit, hurri-can-rana, frogsplash and the stupid 6-1-9.
the third parallel to cena is, that he also looks like a ‘lil kid. maybe thats the reason why they’ve been favorited by so many kids.
oh, kids loving this guy: lets make rey mysterio champion and let look other good workers f-ck in their -sses!!!!1111oneoneeleven