rhetorical apology
an apology that does not require an “it’s ok” response. usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.
incorrect response…
guy: oh come on girl! what’s wrong with having a little fun?
girl: um do i look like the kind of person who’s ok with just having “a little fun?” i’m not a sl-t. sorry.
guy: that’s ok.
girl: that was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
correct response…
guy: oh come on girl! what’s wrong with having a little fun?
girl: um do i look like the kind of person who’s ok with just having “a little fun?” i’m not a sl-t. sorry.
guy: oh no no! i’m sorry! i was completely out of line.
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