Rib the Baby


the act of masturbating after an incomplete s-xual satisfaction session. in other words, masturbating after your lady stops pleasuring you right in the middle of the act.
man 1: dude my girlfriend just stopped blowing me halfway through!
man 2: whoa man what are you gonna do?
man 1: man, i’m gonna go rib the baby all over her pillowcase.

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