rica carney
easily the sweetest -ss there ever was…she’s taken more shots to the face than 50 cent…but it don’t matter, she likes it from the rear, ya, she’s a dirty ho…she’s a chode monkey who’s jungle gym is the forest of a man’s -n-l regions…she must be a thief cause she always winds up with a pearl necklace…i mean, d-mn…a universal c-m disposal site, it don’t matter color or creed…
wow, last night i was with rica carney and she was a nasty nasty wh-r- that sucked me dry.
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