Ricardo Garcia Jr.
ricardo garcia, boocifer. the love of my life? the man i want to marry one of these days. the guy who makes me feel like a queen. he completes my life in every way possible. i never knew what love truely was until i met him, hes my one and only.
forever and f-cking always.
i love ricardo garcia jr.
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