Ricky Ponting Bum Tap
the ‘ricky ponting b-m tap’, aka the ‘rpbt’ is the only known male heteros-xual contact with the -rs- of another heteros-xual male currently in existence – introduced by world cl-ss cricketer ricky ponting himself. the rpbt consists of between 1 and 3 taps or smacking actions to the posterior of one’s counterpart and/or compatriot (of the same s-x). this contact rule must be strictly adhered to, as any more than 3 taps to the rectal area of another male may cause questions to arise about the s-xuality of the tapper carrying out the act.
papabear – “what a fantastic shot casper at the game of billiards we are currently playing! let us celebrate your most impossible shot by employing the act of the ‘ricky ponting b-m tap’, also known as the rpbt, so as to emphasise our masculinity, heteros-xuality, and alphaness.”
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