ride the short bus


v. a derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) to act in an immature or stupid way. 2) to be an immature or stupid person. 3) to drive an especially large s.u.v.
johnny is such a dumb-ss, he definitely rides the short bus.

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