ride woodies


1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect d-cks ( all the wayyy to the beachh…and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)
morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: mee too! i wanna ride woodies in the back of a woodie on the way to the beach!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt

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