Riding the minipad


“riding the minipad” simply means that a female is menstruating, or, rather, the female is on the rag.
two examples:
1. (regarding menstruation.) my girlfriend won’t be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! perhaps she will let me -j-c-l-t- in her mouth?

2. (regarding f-cking.) i f-cked the devil out of your cousin. she’ll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my s-m-n and prevent it from running down her leg. you knew that your cousin doesn’t wear panties, right?

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