riding the porcelain bus


puking into the toilet.
d-mn i drank a whole case last night and now i’m riding the porcelain bus.
taking a fatty cr-p; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, p–ping.
he’s busy riding the porcelain bus… he won’t be back for a while.

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