Riding the unicorn


the act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through sp-ce and time.
“wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?”
“dude he’s riding the unicorn so hard right now.”
it is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to m-st-rb-t-. usually used between male friends.
jimmy: where joe?

timmy: he’s probably masturbating right about now.

jimmy: ahhh, so he’s riding the unicorn.

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