Riff merchant
a person who can create and execute mind blowing guitar riffs
originally said by the prince of darkness himself ozzy osbourne when talking about tony iommi in an 1980’s interview
ozzy osbourne – “..whatever i’ve said about tony iommi in the past, was a lot of anger, a lot of bitterness on both parts, but i’ve got to be truthful to you, he was one of the greatest all time riff merchants, i mean, he came up with some cl-ssic heavy metal riffs”
man: what track is this?, that riff is insane
man 2: it’s sabbath!
man: who’s the lead guitarist?
man 2: you idiot.. thats tony iommi, he’s probably metals’ best riff merchant!
Read Also:
- Rightest
the furthest to the right the right path is to the rightest 50 yards
- rishiboy
a male, born in england, raised in canada, and a member of idf.. rishiboy is the bestestest..
- Roll Cats
succeeding in a compet-tion with great ease and to a level of high significance. traditionally used in the cultural context of forensics. “good luck in your round.” “dude, i’m going to roll cats.”
- roger shitneck
a buffoon. an idiot. typically this word is clausally laced with other profanities. you roger sh-tneck motherf-cker, quit sh-tting on the floor. you’re such a f-cking roger sh-tneck. now get our troops out of iraq, (p)resident bush.
- rolligfugdickorous
1. adj. of or pertaining to one’s concerns for his or her best friend’s ancestors 2. n. (archaic) an ancient greek wind-up toy. 1. susan’s rolligfugd-ckorous musings on michele’s great great grandpap upset her appet-te for dinner last tuesday. 2. bertocles played with the rolligfugd-ckorous between his lessons at the agoge.