right-handed knuckle chopper
the fastest masturbation technique on the planet.
g-d d-mn. i knuckle chopped my c-ck so bad, it hurts.
you have no time to m-st-rb-t-? go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. it’s fast and good!
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