ringing the church bells
the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man’s p-n-s by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this s-xual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church’s bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your b-lls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
daniel: hey man. heard you hooked up with that freshman, stephanie. how’d it go?
andrew: dude, it was terrible. she had no idea what to do. she was just ringing the church bells till i made her stop.
daniel: brutal. my condolences to your junk.
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