RingMaster Mushroom Stamp


when you tame a b-tch with your flacid schl-ng, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode
maria: well that was good s-x.
gustaf: just a minute baby
maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
gustaf: shizann!
maria: what what what@!
gustaf: you love the ringmaster mushroom stamp don’t you?

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