Rio Linda Girls


from a real small town called rio linda, near sacramento. made popular by rush limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. rio linda girls are often the b-tt of jokes.
q-what do you call 4 rio linda girls walking together?

a- a full set of teeth.

q-what’s the first thing a rio linda girl does each morning?

a-walks home.

q-why do rio linda girls wear panties?

a-to keep their ankles warm.

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