Rise and Souse


a solid boozing achievement. its when you wake up and get drunk within 7-9 am, continuing to complete an entire day, finishing when you would normally go to sleep on a drinking day. this is between the superlative ‘early bird’ and the lesser ‘am attack’.
you: last weekend was nuts. i decided to attempt a ‘rise and souse’ and my liver still hasnt forgiven me.

angry shaman: you p-ssed on the earth-spirit forty times that day. it is not pleased with you.

you: right on.

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