rochester hills


a city in oakland county michigan where big houses, nice cars, and parks are everywhere. everything is always new and fresh. in the downtown rochester area, all you see are a million salons, restaurants, and jewelry stores. a lot of people get jealous or think that you’re a sn-b for living in rochester hills, but rochesterinians don’t care what they think.
random: “oh… you’re from rochester hills… so you must be a rich sn-b then…”

rochesterian: “f-ck you, pay me.”

random: “okay, sorry.”

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