when you’re sat there jerkin and it just doesn’t c-m.
demetrius: “hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the f-ck were you doing in there?!”
alejandro: “sorry dude, i just sat there with a rock in my sock.”
demetrius: “probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it’s my f-ck-ng bathroom you b-tch!”
alejandro: “nah man it’s cool, i splooged in there last week!”
- mrs. ward
a really selfish and stupid person who absolutely adores cheetah or zebra print wow! mrs. ward loves cheetah print
- pulling a walcutt
“pulling a walcutt” refers to an unintentionally self-degrading act through which the perpetrator can be described as a grade a b-tch. primarily used to depict the phenomenon where a person, usually a male, accidentally posts wildly inappropriate content to the wrong group chat and is then forced to live with the consequences. when dom posted […]
- comcast and coitus
the act of s-xual intercourse while having comcast on the tv in the background. boy: netflix and chill? girl: sorry, i only have cable. boy: how about comcast and coitus?
the extreme pleasure bae gets after initial penetration wow bae you really gave me a rockgasm last night. the estatic feelings one achieves when rock music and emotion intertwine resulting in extreme pleasure to the cerebrum and the genitalia holy sh-t i just got a huge rockgasm and wet myself listening to rns!!!! an -rg-sm […]
:: when you have a fear of b-tch-s or female dogs coming towards you or har-ssing you “katie are you ok?!” “yea but casey that girl is coming towards me you know i have b-tchphobia!”