rock neck syndrome


when you’ve been epicly head banging to spermtastic music and your neck seizes up, and then falls clean off!!!
jim-bob: “wooaahh, ac/dc rock my world man!! hang on, epic bit coming up, gna head bang this sh-t m-f-!”

sebastian aka john (wtf?): “yhh man, thunderstruck solo is so aweso….ohhh myyy gawwd, argh he had “rock neck syndrome”!!! come back to me jim-bob, how will i live without your gargantuant nose?”

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