Rock of Love


a tv show on vh1 in which a bunch of girls compete to be bret michael’s girlfriend. they all claim to be in love with him, but they’re all idiots.
i was watching rock of love the other day and some dumb b-tch got “bret” tattooed on the back of her neck.
the greatest show in the history of television
“i have to go visit the hospital, my mom has cancer”
“dude, get real, rock of love’s about to come on”

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