rocking chair winner


a sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. “rocking chair” is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. essentially, it’s as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.
dave: yo jake did you take that alabama/florida game?
jake: na, what was the spread.
dave: florida -10, beat em 56-24. f-cking rocking chair winner baby!

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