rockwall – codex petram 3rd edition part one
now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of rockwall cannot seem to stop f-cking doing.
the “adults” of rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. the ratio of the r-t-rded to non r-t-rded is close to 150:1. if that isn’t a red flag, i don’t know what the f-ck is. being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old f-cks with houses and sh-t lives. as a result, you can’t do f-cking anything with some washed up -ss chad yelling at your -ss for violating his property. they say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his -ss to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable tw-t. not only are all adults here f-cktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. every time you blink in this town, some d-cksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat sh-t for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all asians look like baby driver behind the wheel.
rockwall – codex petram 3rd edition part two
according to the minds behind rockwall – codex petram 3rd edition part one,
there is a trailer park!
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