Rod of Forgiveness


a priest tool given by god to forgive the children of the world that have sinned. the rod is usually given through a hole in the confession booth.
as the child is stating his sins the preist will then thrust his rod of forgiveness into the -ss of the child. once the holy white juice is released the child is forgiven.
confessions anyone? let the kind man remove his collar and thrust his rod of forgiveness into your -ss and smite it until the holy white juice cleans you of sin.

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