rollerblade cock steal


when a gay man is rollerblading and p-sses by another man that he finds s-xually attractive – the gay man will grab the other man’s c-ck while riding by on rollerblades; thus pulling the man by his c-ck, at which point the man may or may not have enough strength in his c-ck to repel the c-ck stealer. if he manages to repel the c-ck stealer, it is considered a failed c-ck steal; however if the man does not have enough c-ck strength, the c-ck will be pulled off the man due to the laws of physics. this is considered a successful c-cks teal and the gay man has a brand new severed c-ck.
my uncle steve was almost a victim of the rollerblade c-ck steal, but managed to repel the gay man towards me, thus severing my tiny c-ck.

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