Rolling Out the Red Carpet
while partic-p-ting in -n-l s-x, punch your partner in the back of the head. at this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the r-ct-m seizes your snausage. with any luck the r-ct-m will be pulled out. now just walk backwards slowly while you “roll out the red carpet.”
i rolled out sally’s red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.
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