roman abramovich


roman abramovich is a rich as f-ck russian billionaire, who has nothing better to do with his money than to take a average team like chelsea and f-ck up the whole of the english premiership.
man utd – i’ll offer u 10m for that good player

roman abramovich – i’ll give u 20m and give ur mum and dad a yatch, all your family a new house. a russian s-x slave etc.etc.
rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.
bearded tw-t who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and d-mn is she ugly!)

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