Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant


from the movie ‘fast times at ridgemont high’. a skeevy loser that hooks up with underage girls because of his job at the mall and ability to drive them to ‘the point’ in his ’78 t-bird.
“i’ve known him since high school, and he’s still banging 16 year-olds that come into the radio shack. he’s totally ron johnson, audio consultant!”

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