Roommate’s Boyfriend
a major pain in the -ss. rude never f-ckin’ leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. blames you for everything…even if you don’t have any clue what he’s talkin about. changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest b-tch you’ve ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. he continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves…even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) inconsiderate b-st-rd that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn’t even know happend between him and your roommate. has an incredibly annoying laugh. locks you out of your own room. pretty much just a total jack-ss who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. referred to as f-ckin’ bryan.(or any name works)
my roommate’s boyfriend fits the definition above perfectly. his name is bryan smith.
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