rose petal sex
(verb) when a man lays out rose petals on his lady’s bed and then proceeds to lay her down and have s-x with the her without first removing said rose petals. thus have s-x on top of the rose petals.
my girlfriend and i had rose petal s-x valentine’s day night.
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