roselle park police


the lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of new jersey. they hang out by the high school “speed trapping”, what used to be “the grove” & most infamously the commuter parking lot. they can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

they’re good for nothing…well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. they’re great at giving tickets for stupid sh-t. some say they can even smell when you’re car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the dunkin donuts.

they love breaking …or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: dude who’s the douche bag riding my -ss
you: probably the…

lights!

me: fml roselle park police….

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