Royal Palm Beach
a swaggin’ suburb in south florida near west palm beach, averaging ten miles off the sh-r-. full of ugly chicks, and the few that aren’t bad are stuck-up.
commonly abbreviated as rpb.
guy 1: hey, do you want to stop by royal palm beach on the way to south beach and try to pick up chicks?
guy 2: nah, bro, i heard that rpb is full of b-tt-ugly chicks. there’s definitely a reverse grenade effect there.
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