rub one for the homies
when you j-z on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.
bro “hey man, why were you in your room so long?”
bro 2 “cause man, i wanted to rub one for the homies bro. do you have a mop i can borrow?”
bro ” no i don’t have a mop.”
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