Rubber Glove Love
when you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c-ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.
my mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. i had done a rubber glove love session in them.
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