ruined heart quote
to ruin a hipster quote involving hearts that are used by “love”.
annoying girl: touch her heart, not her body.
guy: i believe the human heart is part of the body.
annoying girl: yes.. but –
guy: and how the f-ck are you gonna do that? grab a knife and stab through her just to touch the f-cking thing?
annoying girl: d-mn, you are good at making ruined heart quotes…
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