Ruinedmylifescape
the word used to describe the online game runescape, after beating runescape, realizing years have p-ssed, and for what? level 99 skills with nothing to show in the real world except proof that you’re a loser.
“wow who’s that pale kid?” “it’s me, eugene, don’t you remember me? i just quit ruinedmylifescape.”
“ruinedmylifescape left me with an expensive treatment for carpal tunnel.”
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