Rule 1 of Road Trips
don’t be an -sshole.
especially if you’re normally an -sshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. being a d-ck to anyone will ruin an entire trip.
guy 1: dude, guy 3 has been such an douchebag to guy 4.
guy 2: i’d kick him out on account of violating rule 1 of road trips, but we’re stuck with his sorry -ss for another two weeks…
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