Rules of Fight Club

1st rule: you do not talk about fight club.
2nd rule: you do not talk about fight club.
3rd rule: if someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th rule: only two guys to a fight.
5th rule: one fight at a time.
6th rule: no shirts, no shoes.
7th rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th rule: if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight.
example 1)
joe: have you ever heard of fight club?
ben: rule #1 b-tch.
example 2)
joe: have you ever heard of fight club?
ben: rule #2 b-tch.
example 3)
jack: rule 3! rule 3!
paul: what!? i don’t understand you!
jack: stop!
paul: and that is how we learn.
example 4)
jacob & bob: we are gonna kick your -ss ned!
tyler: rule 4!
example 5)
jim & robert: can we fight also?
tyler: rule 5!
example 6)
john: wanna know how this place isn’t like a store?
sal: how?
john: rule 6
example 7)
caleb: how long do these fights go on for?
tyler: rule #7! does anybody listen to me?!?!
example 8)
tyler: who else’s first night is this?
crowd: why are you asking?
tyler: rule 8! f-ck this i am starting project: mayhem!
these are the rules of fight club