Rum Slur Syndrome
a neurological disease that causes the sufferer to experience a wide variety of symptoms, similar to a very mild form of asperger’s or social anxiety.
symptoms include but are not limited to-
– slurred speech
– inability to finish thoughts or sentences
– moodyness
– an uncontrollable guilty conscience
– inability to pick up on other social queues
-obsessive personality
sufferers also exhibit physical symptoms
-clumsyness
-being easily injured
-minor hearing or visual abnormalities
symptoms simulate that of being constantly buzzed, or a little drunk, hence the name
friend #1: dude, whats wrong with (name)
friend #2: idk, he’s been acting kind of weird lately
friend #1:do you think he’s got rum slur syndrome?
friend #2: not sure, but it’s kinda p-ssing me off.
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