rumpel shitskin


from the kids movie rumpelstiltskin. his long lost b-mper-lipped, grease covered, sh-t smelling n-gg-r brother who was sold to a slave owner in the south. rumpelstiltskin was lucky enough to make it big in a kids movie. rumpel sh-tskin on the other hand was stuck picking cotton, making yarn, and eating old porridge and salty creek water at the lovely warm feeling plantation. he slept on cow sh-t, and used frozen horse sperm as a pillow. one day his owner’s dog raped him and his slave owner shot rumpel sh-tskin for s-xually -ssaulting his dog. his body is now used as a coat rack and his head is hanging from his tree along with the other dead banana-eating monkeys. being called rumpel sh-tskin is an extreme insult meaning the person(or n-gg-r) is extremely lazy, worthless, dirty, smelly, ugly, slimey, greasy, and just a completely disgusting creature.
john:did that velcro headed fudgie just steal your car and rape your wife?

billy bob: yep he don did. so i shot that rumpel sh-tskin and made me a leather coat outta it.

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