Run To The Green Cards


a song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)

beaners came from underground
they brought us beans and burr ri toes
then we saw that they were browned
but all they did is work as hoes.

we told them go away right now
they did not listen, they did throw bricks
chuck norris came with a unibrow
he beat them in the head with big fat sticks.

running through gases and horrible smells
hoping over fences in the city
chasing the crackers back to their hills
fighting them with soccer b-lls
murder for money a shot in the nuts
men and women getting raped in the b-tts

run to the green cards run for your freedom
run to the green cards run for your freedom

warrior brown on the field
stealing and killing their pets
putting the meat on and folding the bread
their always losing their betss
selling them beans and taking their pesos
they love the big -ss of jlo’s

run to the green cards run for your freedom
run to the green cards run for your freedom
run to the green cards run for your freedom
run to the green cards run for your freedom
run to the green cards run for your freedom
run to the green cards run for your freedom

me:hey damian did you hear run to the green cards

him: yea im a mexican and that song is still funny

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