Russian Tow Truck
s-xual position: the male is standing and receiving a bj from a female who is standing and bent over. the male reaches back and puts his middle finger in her b-tt hole and lifts up as any good tow truck would.
yo, i banged that ho last night and hit her with a russian tow truck.
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