salty octopus disease
salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. if you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-” hey commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?”-
-“douchebag did you that angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?”-
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